Monday, February 26, 2007

Hottest baseball players: #10

It's been a long winter and I've missed baseball! Now that spring training has officially begun (i.e. Manny Ramirez has arrived in Ft. Meyers) and the players are getting warmed up for the long season, I'm gonna get myself warmed up as well. As the best way to do that is to think about the hot hot hot players I'll get to look at soon. So without further ado, I'll begin counting down the 10 HOTTEST BASEBALL PLAYERS! Since I don't have much time to blog, I'll only be able to do one player per day. So the list will be long and drawn out, just like baseball season.

Drum roll please!

The 10th hottest baseball player is.......

Gabe Kapler's chest!

So, I know that Gabe has a reputation as being a major babe. But, I don't really like his face. I don't know why. I just don't. His chest, on the other hand, is HOT!

Holy hotness!

But, this picture could be hotter. There must be something I can do about this...

Much better.

Did you know that Gabe the Babe is a gay icon? Me neither, til I did a google image search and came up with a few photos from body building magazines, featured on a bunch of gay blogs. I've read that he was unaware of his following, but seriously, he didn't really think that he was posing for female fans in his leopard-print thong, did he?

This needs to be censored, I think. I don't wanna see so much of Gabe's junk!

Much better. A-Rod totally belongs in this photo, don't you think?

Here's another hot photo, which I've censored for the good of the nation.

There you have it...the hotness that is Gabe Kapler's chest. And this is only number 10 on the list of hotness! Can you imagine what's to come?

This list will generally be of active players only. Yes, I know that Gabe the Babe just retired. But he's still active in my mind. And it's my game, so I get to make the rules and bend them as I please.

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