Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Open letter to Eric Gagne

Dear Eric,

The time has come for you to stop sucking. Seriously. What can I do to help? Do you need a rally monkey? I'll buy you a rally monkey. Do you need me to wear my lucky shirt? I'll do it. Do you need some extra incentive to pitch well? Whatever Steinbrenner's paying you, I'll double it. Just STOP SUCKING!


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